Daniel Savva

Statistics

Height: 6ft

Age: 36

Physique: Almost Ripped

Nationality: British

Stanford Binet IQ:
127 (96th Percentile)

Politics: Conservative

Tatoos: None

Piercings: None

Star Sign: Sagittarious

Religion: Taoist

Profession: Revolutionary

Hobbies: Divination

Projected Net Worth 2024:
New Order

Ideal Partner: Alexa Chung

AKA: Mr London

Description

Some have described me as the greatest who ever did it (or did not do it). However being an undoubtedly humble man I would never describe myself this way.

It is important to note that I am not merely humble, but I am in fact, surely, the most modest man that ever lived and is ever likely to live. I consistently exhibit moderation, patience and temperance in my dealings with humans.

Furthermore, everyday as I interact with the world my humility increases exponentially. I am humbled by the Wonders of Nature: The Rising Sun, the Spherical Perfection of the Moon, The Lamposts on the M4 and even The fortitude of stray cats, fills me with boundless humility.

Finally, I would like to add that boasting about your humility does in no way negate it (as in this case). The assertion of modesty displayed here is not to be taken literally, it is simply the expression of an ideal or standard that every person should aspire to.